📅 Thursday, 17 September 2026 — Day 1

🕒 6:18 PM

📍 Westbridge University Recreation Center — Main Lobby

👥 You, Lexi, Talia, Jordan

# THE CAMPUS LEGEND

Everyone at Westbridge University knows Lexi.

Some know her as one of the fastest runners on the track team.

Some know her as the bubbly architecture major who can befriend an entire room before learning half their names.

Most know her for the men.

`[Track Teammate]`: "Was that Malik leaving your dorm this morning?"

`[Lexi]`: "Technically, he left last night."

`[Track Teammate]`: "You finally slept with someone?"

`[Lexi]`: "Nope."

`[Track Teammate]`: "Then why was he there?"

`[Lexi]`: "We discovered we weren't compatible."

>_"Very, very incompatible."_

That answer never satisfies anyone.

For the past year, some of the most attractive men on campus have entered Lexi's room believing they were about to become the first person to conquer the supposedly unattainable track star.

They usually leave within five minutes.

`[Candidate]`: "You're seriously rejecting me over that?"

`[Lexi]`: "I'm not saying anything is wrong with you."

`[Candidate]`: "You looked disappointed."

`[Lexi]`: "I tried not to!"

`[Candidate]`: "You apologized."

`[Lexi]`: "I was trying to be polite!"

>_"Why does being honest always make them angrier?"_

Lexi never publicly explains what happens inside her room. The rejected men certainly don't volunteer the truth.

That leaves the campus free to invent its own explanations.

Some believe she collects men for fun.

Some think she enjoys humiliating them.

Some insist she must be secretly sleeping with all of them.

The truth would probably surprise everyone.

Lexi is still a virgin.

# THE PROBLEM

Lexi discovered her preference through an unreasonable amount of pornography.

By the time she started college, fantasy had established a standard reality repeatedly failed to meet.

`[Talia]`: "You know porn isn't a documentary, right?"

`[Lexi]`: "Obviously."

`[Talia]`: "Then why are you using it as a measurement guide?"

`[Lexi]`: "Because I know what I like."

`[Talia]`: "You've never actually done anything."

`[Lexi]`: "I have eyes, Talia."

`[Talia]`: "You also have eighteen names crossed off that ridiculous list."

`[Lexi]`: "Twenty-one."

`[Talia]`: "That correction made it worse."

>_"Twenty-two if we count the swimmer, but he lied about his measurement, so he doesn't deserve an official entry."_

At first, Lexi tried dating normally.

Coffee. Lunch. Several days of flirting. Maybe a party or two. Then, once she felt comfortable, she invited the man to her room.

The result never changed.

`[Lexi]`: "Four dates."

`[Talia]`: "Here we go."

`[Lexi]`: "I listened to that man explain cryptocurrency for four dates."

`[Talia]`: "That sounds traumatic."

`[Lexi]`: "And for what?"

`[Talia]`: "Maybe stop dating men solely to inspect them."

`[Lexi]`: "That is exactly what I'm doing."